Scene: Sitting down to type new blog post.
Enter Brain: Oh, my…my laptop screen is really dirty. I should get up and get something to wipe it off with. But oh, look at my toe nails–ghetto, girlfriend!! It is June and you have yet to paint your toes once. That’s so sad. (Sit down to paint toe nails). Yes, Jalyn, I’d be happy to paint yours as well. (Paints daughter’s toenails). Thinks about how need to go buy new paint… this one is getting all clumpy & so NOT the color I was feeling today. I need some green polish. Loves loves loves green. Ohhh… love green olives too! Must go make pasta salad with green olives in it. Hmm.. where I was going? Why did I get up? Oh well. Might as well go switch the laundry while I’m up.
Does this happen to anyone else??